Listen up all you people who want me to quit barking.
A dog's inherent duty is to guard it's people.
And when you can't get your head over the top of the 4 foot wall around your property (darn short little chicken legs), you resort to other options to letting people know you're on guard.
Such as barking.
Can't help it.
Yo ... define "dog."
To protect and serve, people.
To protect and serve.