Monday, February 9, 2015

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or, maybe not??


Going to the dance is one thing, but signing up for the Mayorz Marathon would require WORK. Probably lots of really HARD work.  You know, training and such.  Mom and I are currently in high level negotiations about whether or not she has it in her to work with me on this -- see above for a picture of our reconnaissance field trip.  Perhaps I should maybe go off the grid and find a real coach?   You know, one that maybe runs more than a mile or two a year. 
No offense, Mom, but I am not sure you're the right one for the job here.
Love you though.  Really.
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Friday, February 6, 2015

Did we make the deadlion?

As a lot of you know, there is a big Valentine's Day dance coming up, and I finally had to hi-jack Mom's office chair and not give it up until she had me signed up.  Good Lord Woman, I know you are busy, but this is IMPORTANT stuff.  I mean, seriously, look at me.  Do you want some hot pup to miss out on that?

Geeze.   I sure hope they got my pictures on time. 

Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own paws.

Know what I mean?