Allow me to introduce ...

The rest of the friends mom made at the show:

I mean, there's cheating on me and then there's REALLY cheating on me.

I am jealous.

Indeed, I am.

I mean, look at those dogs.

Good Looking lot, yes???

Oh, WOEza.

Might have to change my mind about grooming.

Gonna think about it.

Yep, gonna give it some serious thought.

Really.

Well, actually ... probably not.

You all love me the way I am, right???