Well, thanks to my mom freaking out, my dad had a different take on that one than I did.
He thought maybe they meant I need BEHAVIOR training, not HOLLYWOOD training.
He bought a spray bottle.
I hate it.
I am drenched lots of the time.
What is the opposite of WOWZA??
Dear animal lovers,
My dad loves me like more than anything in the world. Maybe even more than my mom. Really. So, trust me, that bottle is not hurting me any.