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Halloween scares westie!

There is a part of me that hopes my assistant loaded this video wrong, because, really, I AM A VERY BRAVE WESTIE.  Really.  I was caught in like my one moment of weakness for this entire year here.  Seriously.  Halloween doesn't scare me.  I scare Halloween. 

Anybody from Colorado????

You may have noticed from our lack of posting that my help has been off galavanting around again.  Naturally, I checked her photos upon her return:

 



At first I thought it wasn't so bad.  You know, lots of pictures of other dogs in a great little town.  Anyone from Colorado?  Because it looks like being a Colorado dog is a pretty great thing to be.

But then I came across the photo that absolutely devastated me:

My mom was TAKING A SELFIE WITH ANOTHER DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom doesn't even take selfies with me ME!!!!!

What the heck?????

Sign me,

Heartbroken.

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What do you mean "Is my tail missing?"

Oh, my dawg, puppers.  Does your mom ever think she is soooooo funny?

Yesterday after their hike my mom came running inside the house trying to see my butt.


"Duncan, is your tail missing?  Because dad and I just saw a ton of Westie tails on our hike!"

On their hike which they went on without moi, by the way.

Ha, ha, Mom.  Good One.  Not.


Duncan

DOUBLE CELEBRATION DAY!!!

Although generally I hate to waste precious post space talking about anything other than moi, it being my blog and all, today I would like to say HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to my mom and dad. 

Mom, I have it on good authority (what do you think we talk about all those times you desert us leave the two of us alone together?) that Dad loves you more today than he did the day he married you.

Moving on to someone I NEVER mind sharing space with … HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my NONNIE!!!

To celebrate the occasion, I ate your party hat and totally spoiled all mom’s pictures.  That’s your boy!

Duncan

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Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater!!!!

Garmin, a/k/a cohort in cheating scandal!

Well, I don't have a clue where the phrase "Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater" really comes from, but I think it is VERY appropriate here because (1) I was looking at mom's phone after she came back in town the other day and clearly she has been sleeping around again and (2) her partner in crime is kind of pumpkin colored. 

What say you, puppers???

"Most Appropriate Costume" award winner!!

Mom said she can't believe she forgot about this one when she was making last week's collage because in her mind, this was the one where we finally got it right.  Gee, thanks mom.

I made it to Taco Day!!!!

Oh, dawg, puppers.  You know it is going to be a good day when it starts like this:

Thank you, Thank you!  It is FINALLY Taco Day!!!!

 LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!!!

Calf ear shell, turkey taco meat, with shredded cheddar on top.  EPIK.

LOOK WHERE I GOT TO EAT IT!!!!!

I am AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!!!

I was so excited I just about did a puppy pee.  IT. WAS. AWESOME.

Mom said this was actually not my first time at the drive thru.  Apparently, although it was too long ago for me to remember now that I am all grown up, I got to go when I was just a wee little pupper:

Insert "awwwwwww, look how cute!" here.  I was licking my chops!!!

We're remembering Angel Jazzi today.  She is probably looking down at all of us with taco sauce dripping down her snoz thinking "Well, would you look at that!"  Sending lots of love to Jazzi's family today!

Are you smiling?

Smile and the world smiles with you ...
                      Stanley Gordon West

Everybody smiling today puppers and peeps?   How could you not be on World Smile Day?  Just thinking about it makes me smile.  As does being in the park with not one, but TWO, balls.  Even without a close up of my oh so handsome face, you can see the smile, can't you?

Thanks to Sugar, Dory and Oz for hosting World Smile Day :)

I haven't slept in days ...

I can't sleep, puppers.    Ever since my mom reminded me that Halloween was coming up, I spend all night flipping and flopping and wondering if they are going to try to get me into a costume again this year.

I keep having recurring nightmares about Halloweens past.  Will they get out the old Bumble Bee Costume?  Will mom try to go all Texas on me and make me wear a cowboy hat and boots?  Will they try to bribe me with stale treats and promises of woo-ing the girls in the hood?

I used to try to be OK with a costume because Halloween is my dad's hands down favorite holiday of the year.  And we all know how much I love my dad.

But this year I am going to try to draw the line at wearing my pumpkin collar.

Wish me luck, puppers.  Wish me luck!

D

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