Listen up, puppers.
I don't know how many of you have a Martha Stewart type for a mom.
You know, organized and color coordinated and all that.
Well, I do NOT.
It's a strain around here after a big show to get ourselves pulled together again.
When we pack up we are DONE and we toss stuff anyplace it will go so we can head on home to our treats and our beds.
So, when your mom has finally figured out how to fold up that "i am not allowed to use the word in the house" 4 sided fitted table cloth from the show and got it in a tub marked "i am not allowed to use the word in the house" 4 sided tableclothes, DON'T CLIMB INTO HER TUB.
Stay out of the tub puppers.
Stay out of the tub.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Step Right Up
With apologies to those of you who follow us on facebook (You don't???? Click here!) we just had to put this picture on the blog too. I mean, really, if Mom is gonna not take me to work with her and cheat on me all weekend, at least it was with this good looking pup. Wow. I like him and he's not even a Westie!!!!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
And one more thing ...
Monday, April 25, 2011
Woo hoo!
Well, you gotta LOVE Easter.
I mean, really, check out the size of that egg.
IT WAS AS BIG AS MY HEAD!!!!
And it was FULL OF TREATS!!!!
I mean, really, check out the size of that egg.
IT WAS AS BIG AS MY HEAD!!!!
And it was FULL OF TREATS!!!!
Friday, April 22, 2011
NO NO FRIDAY
Listen up, puppers.
If your mom goes so far as to incorporate the carpet cleaner for pet messes into her decor, it's definitely time to quit pee-ing for attention.
It's been a litle crazy around here lately ... people coming, people going, boxes in and boxes out, mom gone, dad gone, mom home, dad home, nobody home.
I guess it's gotten to me.
Yup.
Pee'd on the floor.
Pee'd on the carpet.
My humans were NONE TOO PLEASED with moi.
We're too old for this now puppers.
Gonna have to let it go.
Careful with the interpretation there puppers.
Don't literally let it go.
That's what got us into trouble in the first place :)
If your mom goes so far as to incorporate the carpet cleaner for pet messes into her decor, it's definitely time to quit pee-ing for attention.
It's been a litle crazy around here lately ... people coming, people going, boxes in and boxes out, mom gone, dad gone, mom home, dad home, nobody home.
I guess it's gotten to me.
Yup.
Pee'd on the floor.
Pee'd on the carpet.
My humans were NONE TOO PLEASED with moi.
We're too old for this now puppers.
Gonna have to let it go.
Careful with the interpretation there puppers.
Don't literally let it go.
That's what got us into trouble in the first place :)
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Local Giant Goes Shopping
Well, we won't go on and on about our show last weekend, but we are going to share a few pics because they're just too great not to share. My Aunty K came in to help and she gets the credit for this pic.
I mean, really, check out that fella up there. He is TALLER THAN HIS HUMAN when he stands up.
We were right across from this booth and you should have seen the looks on those people's faces behind the counter when he stepped right up like that.
Priceless.
Absolutely priceless!!!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
New Design Makes Weekend Debut
Friday, April 15, 2011
NO NO FRIDAY
Listen up puppers, when your mom has gone and gotten herself treats for her feet, it does not matter how long you have been wearing a cone or how good the new flip flops might taste ... it apparently only matters that Nonnie bought them and she, Aunt ML and my mom all got matching sets. Yep, all three ladies sporting the same shoes. Imagine my delight if I could get my paws on that load of matching goodness. But I digress .... STAY AWAY FROM THE MATCHING SHOES PUPPERS. Do yourselves a favor and just stay away!!
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Quote Of The Day
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
A traveling Mom
Every now and then, my mom goes out of town. Without me, of course, but we've already covered that. This time, she came home with so much stuff, the nice lady at Southwest Airlines sold her a new blue tote bag so her first bag would not be overweight. Given the fact that she left with ONE bag and came back with TWO bags, I felt sure she had been doing alot of shopping for her favorite pupper while she was away. Surely there were treats in there somewhere, yes??? I unselfishly offered to help her unpack: BINGO! She did indeed bring me back a couple of my favorite treats!!!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Over the Weekend
You know the old saying ... it's always fun until smoeone ends up in a cone. Yep, puppers. This time it was me. Got nipped in the ear at dog camp and ended up with stitches they were afraid I'd chew. It happened a few days ago but I was too embarassed to tell you about it. It was a girl that got me. MORTIFYING. Of course, I won the end .... got fawned all over by the camp counselors and got a big hooray when I got to go back after the stitches came out. And, of course, Mom gave me some major treats and lots of OHMYPOORBABYWHATCANIDOFORYOUYOUPOORPOORPUPPYDOG. I got away with murder there for a while :)
Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Call a doctor
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Above all else, styling.
Ahhh, puppers.
Wearing my new spring collar.
Surfboards are all the rage this spring.
(Although theoretically, if you want to act all cool and stuff it's best to wear them right side up.)
Yep, Cali dog's really rocking it this season.
Geesh, listen to me.
I better put down the fashion magazines and get back to farming!
Sign me,
D
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Behind the scenes ...
Monday, April 4, 2011
Farmer D Update
I know, I know.
So very sorry for the delay in getting you the back forty (or in our case, the front point four) update.
What, you think we're a Farmer's Almanac or something?
You really can't depend on us for dependable ranch-hand advice. Case in point ... we tore the tags off the plants when we planted them and now we're playing the guessing game as to what is what.
All votes here are that the above is blueberries. Yep, not gonna be the tester myself, of course, as I was listening those three hundred and forty two million times my mom yelped out "Duncan ... spit that out ... berries can be poisonous."
Yes, you doubters, I do listen to my mother.
So very sorry for the delay in getting you the back forty (or in our case, the front point four) update.
What, you think we're a Farmer's Almanac or something?
You really can't depend on us for dependable ranch-hand advice. Case in point ... we tore the tags off the plants when we planted them and now we're playing the guessing game as to what is what.
All votes here are that the above is blueberries. Yep, not gonna be the tester myself, of course, as I was listening those three hundred and forty two million times my mom yelped out "Duncan ... spit that out ... berries can be poisonous."
Yes, you doubters, I do listen to my mother.
Anywoof ... Mom says the limes would grow better if I would keep my nose out of the bush. Apparently I knock the blossoms off.
Who, moi????
She also said something about how many tangerines I could grow if I would keep my wiggly little hiney off of the ledge.
That one is probably not gonna happen.
But you already knew that, right??
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