Listen up pups and pupettes.
Don't show them all your tricks.
For instance, I figured out how to open the tape drawer.
Thought I was SO SMART.
Bu then my mama found out that I was up to no good again.
Caught me chewing the bounty of my efforts.
Busted, puppers.
Busted.
My mom took matters into her own hands.
Used that tape I love to chew against me.
Yes, she did.
Taped the drawer shut.
On a side that I can't reach, no matter how hard I try.
And, oh, how I've tried.
Very distressing.
Don't show them all your tricks, puppers.
Don't show them all your tricks.
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