Duncan: You HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME MOM!!!
Mom: Insert huh? look here ….
Duncan: You seriously want me to walk around all day with these floor cleaners on my paws to help you finish your chores????
Duncan: I repeat … YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!
Mom: Turnabout is fair play, D.
Duncan: What in the world are you talking about?
Mom: I help you write the blog, you help me clean the floors.
Duncan: Nobody in blogville can see our floors, mom.
Mom: D, where do you sleep every night? Pee inside the house lately?
Duncan: There has got to be a better way ….
Duncan: She has totally lost her mind ..
Duncan: Will there be treats involved?