Mom: About what, D?
Duncan: About how you kind of are not very organized anymore.
Mom: Yeah. Old age.
Duncan: You're not old enough to use that as an excuse, Mom.
Mom: Why, that may be the nicest thing you have ever said to me, D.
Duncan: You're missing the point.
Mom: Sorry, what were we talking about?
Duncan: YOUR DISORGANIZATION IS KILLING ME.
Duncan: Breathe, buddy, breathe.
Duncan: I took the liberty of hacking your Pinterest account and finding some printables for us.
Mom: You hacked my account?
Duncan: Ignore. Ignore.
Duncan: Take a look Mom.
Mom: Ohhhhhh, look at that "What's cooking .... " page. What font do you think they used?
Duncan: This is so not going well.
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Duncan: Mom, PLEASE focus on the blog planner. The meal planner is pretty, but Dad can feed himself if he has to. This blog cannot write itself. Remember the whole "paws on the keyboard" thing? YOU HAVE TO FOCUS MOM.
Mom: Are there treats involved?
LOL treats might do it Duncan. You know you just can't get good staff these days. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Oh Duncan, I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Your momma HAS to be related to mine....we are lucky we have her programmed on the correct time to feed us each and everyday....after that it all goes downhill.
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My ghostwriter has a huge mess in her office too! Plus, she's been working a lot of hours at the nursing home and that interferes with blogging time. But we can't complain because the nice old people there are some of our biggest fans!
ReplyDeleteOMD Duncan... your MOM is now DEMANDING Treats fur doing stuffs?Pawhaps she has been spending TOOOOOOO much time on the blog and in Blogville? She is starting to act like we DOGS... THIS is scary. Do you realize that THEY are the ones that CONTROL the treats??? She could EAT ALL of YOURS... this could turn UGLY... quickly.
ReplyDeleteOh no...now OUR Mama wants treats for writing out blogs!!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Ooooops, good thing you're getting her in line. Peeps forget their training quickly. You have to keep on it!
ReplyDeleteOh Duncan.....are you and my Ma twinsies????? They GOTS to be!! Ma SO has been ignorin' her duties to my bloggie. it's a disgrace I tell ya! I thinks I gots to get her one of those 'Bloggie Planner' thingies..though, i'm not sure it would help...treaties though....☺
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Ruby ♥
pees: Oh, and I hear margaritas also do the trick...bol
We need a blog planner like that one. Where did you get it? Maybe I will get mom one for Christmas??
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Join us for our week long "Road To The Great Debate"! It started today!
Treats might help.
ReplyDeleteWe're blaming everything on the heat these days - oh, and the Pinterest time suck!
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