Mom: About what, D?
Duncan: About how you kind of are not very organized anymore.
Mom: Yeah. Old age.
Duncan: You're not old enough to use that as an excuse, Mom.
Mom: Why, that may be the nicest thing you have ever said to me, D.
Duncan: You're missing the point.
Mom: Sorry, what were we talking about?
Duncan: YOUR DISORGANIZATION IS KILLING ME.
Duncan: Breathe, buddy, breathe.
Duncan: I took the liberty of hacking your Pinterest account and finding some printables for us.
Mom: You hacked my account?
Duncan: Ignore. Ignore.
Duncan: Take a look Mom.
Mom: Ohhhhhh, look at that "What's cooking .... " page. What font do you think they used?
Duncan: This is so not going well.
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Duncan: Mom, PLEASE focus on the blog planner. The meal planner is pretty, but Dad can feed himself if he has to. This blog cannot write itself. Remember the whole "paws on the keyboard" thing? YOU HAVE TO FOCUS MOM.
Mom: Are there treats involved?