To the tune of "Her Cheating Heart ...."

Meet Maggie Ann, the miniature dachsund puppy my mom cheated on me with this weekend.

Dang, puppers. 

She did it AGAIN.

Yep, you guessed it.

My mom went out of town without me again.

And she cheated on me again while she was at it.

I know, I know.  Live and let live.

But, seriously, look at that cute face up there.  I could be in real danger of being replaced with that one. 

And those ears.   Seriously floppy goodness.

Thank heavens she is geographically undesireable because that is about the only unwonderful thing I can come up with!