Monday, June 6, 2011

A note to Frontier Airlines

Dear Frontier Airlines,

My mom and I were traveling (Ok, we all know I was really not with her; work with me people) the other day and we noticed that you have Polar Bears on the tail of your planes.

No disrespect to the bears and/or your marketing department, but do you know about Westies? We are tenancious, we are real go-getters and we are cute. REALLY cute, in fact.

Based on these breed characteristics, I think we'd look real good on the tail of one of your planes, and I would be happy to step up and offer myself for your use. Not to worry, mom can get me wherever I need to be. Plus, you own alot of planes right? Gotta love ease of transportation.

Anywoof, I think it would be a great idea and I look forward to hearing from you.

Respectfully Submitted,

Little D Breazeale