Anybody out there know a good pup-protector?
Anybody friendly with a Judge, by any chance?
Anybody familiar with canine contracts?
'Cuz I am pretty sure I've been had.
See that rag up there?
I thought it was GREAT that they let me play with it.
For a while Mom and Dad played too, eventually leaving me to go it alone.
Then it dawned on me I was mopping the floors.
I am pretty sure tricking me into doing that is illegal.
Little D, anybody know Robert Shapiro's number?