Wednesday, December 24, 2014

FFHT -- Things are NOT looking good for me.

So,  as is my holiday custom, last night I acted like I was sleeping in the bed with mom and dad but I was really listening in on their conversation.  Puppers, things are not looking good for me. 

Mom said "Gee, I hope Duncan has an awesome Christmas.  He has been such a sweet boy this year." 

My dad said "Which Duncan are you talking about?"  I thought that was RUDE, but sometimes he thinks he is being funny when me and mom think he is not so funny, so that is what I thought was going on. Mom too, because the next thing she said was "Our sweet Duncan.  I just can't wait to see what Santa brings him."  To that I thought "Woo hooo, me too!!!"

But then Dad says "I know you don't want him to be disappointed but I think you should know, I found something in the garage tonight that leads me to believe things are not looking good for Duncan ....."  And he held this up for mom to see:

 

Well, puppers.  This made me so sad that I rolled over and got up and left the bed without looking back.  What have I done????  Why me, Santa?  Why, me??? 

I was so sad I went and laid down by the fire place with a big sigh and resigned myself to a sad, sorry, lonely Christmas.

But then I heard something in the garage.  I ran in there and found something shocking ....  a Chubby Little Elf was hanging out in my garage.  I said to him "Get out, I hear you have nothing good for me this year.  I don't understand why not.  You have hurt my feelings and I must ask you to get out of my garage and be on your merry way.

And then the chubby elf says "Back off sad and angry white dog.  I am here because we figured out on our pre-delivery check out run that our navigation system was off by one digit and I think I dropped some coal off here by mistake." 

Happy Dance!!!  This is me doing the HAPPEEE DANCE!!!!

Woo hoo, puppers.  It looks like things might not be so bad after all!!!!

Except for the bulldog next door that sometimes likes to growl at me.  I regret to inform him that things are not looking so good for HIM this year. 

Whew.

16 comments:

  1. Hey Duncan!
    Wow, great FFHT story today and I was sure there had to be some mistake! No coal for you...though it looks a little yummy BOL. Can't wait to see what all you get.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Holiday Hound

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  2. Oh that was a lovely ending Duncan...we knew (and we do) that you are on the nice list.
    stella rose

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  3. Phew.... a happy dance for you Duncan. Have a wonderful Wednesday and Christmas Eve.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. We knew it had to be a mistake. Glad the elf caught it. Merry Christmas!

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  5. please take a photo of the face of that bulldog when you bring him the message, Duncan :o) but I hope this guy will get something from Santa too :o) Merry Christmas to ya!
    Easy Rider

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  6. Whew, that was a close call. Thanks for joining FFHT! Merry Christmas to our Furends and their Peeps!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  7. I knew it was a mistake as you are a very sweet guy. May you have a Merry Christmas.
    Bentley

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  8. Oh Duncan, you had me really worried there! I knew it couldn't be right, yous such a lovely fella Santy Paws is bound to have a sackful of goodies just for you
    Have a very Merry Christmas
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  9. Oh Duncan! we knew it had to be a mistake!
    Merry Christmas!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  10. DUNCAN.... YOU were saved by a DEGREE... that is super duper... WHEW... we were really SCARED at furst... Thankfully the Jolly ol' Elf... FESSED up to the Error in guidance and Delivery..

    MERRY CHRISTMAS... is in your future NOW.

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  11. We all know that charCOAL is for dogs with a ...ahem....wind problem!
    Great story...a bit scary...but we love a happy ending.

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  12. You are one lucky dog Duncan. We are glad everything worked out for you.

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  13. yay! We're so happy that you're not getting coal for Christmas, Duncan!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  14. What a most pawesome FFHT story Duncan!!

    Merry Christmas Smileys!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  15. Crikey Duncan ...... Whew is right, aye?? Well done on using both the phrases!!

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