Friday, June 27, 2014

Epik. Birthday. Fail.

As you know, it was my dad's birthday recently.

And, as you know, my mom has an inner Martha Stewart that comes out a lot, especially when dealing with parties, paper products, etc.

But apparently Inner-Martha does not show up for gift wrapping, as evidenced by the recent wrapping of my dad's birthday present from us.

Mummy, anyone?

Seriously, could she not do any better than that??

So embarrassing.



21 comments:

  1. It is better then our Lady would of done. Our Lady would have likely used garbage bags! People can be so embarrassing!

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  2. Balance your spiritual energy and get in harmony with your soul by practicing these Radha-Krishna meditations.


    Sri Gita Govinda
    -A book written in the 12th century, this is a description of the intimate loving affairs of Radha and Krishna
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/keqr4lqp7wr1rru/Sri_Gita_Govinda.pdf

    Govinda Lilamrta
    -An 400 year old book which poetically describes the eternal daily pastimes of Radha and Krishna
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/uhcuigauc6uqiei/Govinda_Lilamrita.pdf

    Ananda Vrindavan Campu
    -This is probably the most poetic and intimate portrayal of Sri Krsna’s life in Vrndavana that has ever been written.
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/k9j3ldwbt17be3b/Ananda_Vmdavana_Campu.pdf

    Prayers of Service to Radha and Krishna (Sankalpa Kalpadruma)
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/lvkqsro3sbzm249/Visvanath_Cakravarti_Thakur_Sankalpa_Kalpadruma.pdf

    Prema Samputa The Treasure Chest of Love
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/mpbncdyt97nw0x7/Prema_Samputa_The_Treasure_Chest_of_Love.pdf


    And the following four are taken from Visvanath Cakravarti's Camatkara Candrika, a 300 year old scripture that talks about the love meeting of Radha and Krishna:

    The Meeting in the Box
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/c81a7cp43n5v6aj/The_Meeting_in_the_Box.pdf

    The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as a Female Doctor
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/hgomrnem7829pda/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_as_a_Female_Doctor.pdf

    The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as a Female Singer
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/gyuboduhn8dvdml/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_as_a_Female_Singer.pdf

    The Meeting of Sri Krishna Disguised as Abhimanyu
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/911h9qoxn4ca027/The_Meeting_of_Sri_Krsna_Disguised_As_Abhimanyu.pdf


    And lastly, we have a very amazing scripture which describes the 24 hour daily loving affairs of Radha and Krishna in Vrindavan, called Bhavanasara Sangraha. This book is now available on Amazon for Kindle, for only $3.49

    http://www.amazon.com/Bhavanasara-Sangraha-Mahanidhi-Swami-ebook/dp/B00CW9H4DI/ref=la_B00J2M5LAQ_1_15?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1402209195&sr=1-15

    Here is a 41 page sample of Bhavanasara Sangraha:
    http://www.mediafire.com/view/t4gsse2d4sw0f8p/Sample_of_Bhavanasara_Sangraha.pdf

    The above book can also be read on your PC using Amazon Kindle for PC, download here for free:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311

    Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with ISKCON in any way whatsoever. ISKCON, or "The Hare Krishna Movement" as it's popularily known, is a radical and extremist distortion of the original Radha and Krishna dharma from ancient India. The author of the above book Bhavanasara Sangraha is no longer affiliated with ISKCON either, having cut all ties to ISKCON a few years ago.

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  3. It's the thought that counts.
    At least that is what I am told.
    Bentley

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  4. Barharhar, sometimes them peeps just ain't got a clue!

    The Mad Scots
    We are FINALLY back on line, what did we miss?

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  5. What ever....it's HUGE. Can't wait to see what's under that!

    XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

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  6. Well, when it are dat huge, it are hard to get wrapped up all pretty.

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  7. What could it be?????? Is it a mummy??? A kangaroo??? A margarita machine??? (oh PLEASE lets it be the later.....)
    Wells, I hopes you are gonna show us! :)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  8. What the heck could be in there???

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  9. Hey Duncan! Glad you stopped by the PugRanch Tavern! We had such a great time yesterday. Now we really want to know what in the world could be under that?
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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