Monday, June 10, 2013

My name is Duncan and I am a hoarder

So before company came the other day my mom said "What stinks around here?"  We had already done a good bit of cleaning but Ms. Nose Almost As Good As Mine was still smelling something.  After going around and around in a dog like sniffing pattern that actually did us proud, puppers, she determined it was my toy box.  Go figure, she had a problem with "eau de toy basket."
There is no such thing as too many toys.
Personally, I did not feel that it was necessary to do an inventory.  I knew exactly every single thing that was in there and where it was in the aging process.  Everything was just fine as far as I was concerned.

Perfectly aged treat remnants.  Delicious!
I had stockpiled a good many treat parts in my basket to save for a rainy day.  You never know when mom or dad might get stuck at work longer than expected leaving you needing an afternoon snack or  pre-dinner appetizer.  Again, I don't know why she was so surprised to find my stash.  I knew exactly what was in there and where it was in the ripening process. 

I don't see anything in here that I am willing to part with, Mom.
Imagine my shock when I realized she was going to do some "weeding out." 
Listen mom, I don't comment on the fact that you're keeping 62 zillion pairs of shoes in your closet, I see no reason for you to concern yourself with what I keep in my so called closet.  And, by the way, some of your shoes smell way worse than any of my toys, just so you know.
Thank heavens I have had so much practice pulling things out of gift bags ... totally came in handy when it came time to pull my toys back out of the "sharing" bag.
I did let her wash a few for the sake of having a good smelling house when company arrived. 
But that is where I drew the line.
And the shoe comment totally got dad onboard with my team, which never hurts!
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  1. You tell it like it is LOL! Maybe mum should do some shoe weeding? Have marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Oh Duncan! You just made my day, you cutie!

    -Erik, Amanda, and Bosley

  3. OH DUNCAN.... the HORROR of IT... HOW COULD SHE?????

    THAT is just terrible. She STOLE your STASH! {{SHIVER}}

  4. Good point about the shoes mate.
    Toodle pip!

  5. OMD! Oh Duncan, I was IN SHOCK!! Your Moms is makin' you weed out the toys and treaties???!! Oh, the HORRORS!!
    I do the EXACT same thingy....I have half eaten bully's and beef strips and tendons....I see nothin' wrong with that my furend. I also keep them til they are 'just right' for the second helping. Why, just last night, I snacked on a ABC (Already Been Chewed) bully, and it was DELISH! Now abouts the stink...yeah, Ma gets on me abouts that too...she has this FABulous stuff called Zero Odor that takes doggie stinks right out of stuffs!! I don't like it.
    Anyhu, you had Ma laughin' and gigglin' at your perfectly reasonable actions.

  6. That was YOUR toy box and you worked so hard to get it smelling pawfectly. Tell your mom that you don't snoop in her purse (or do you?) so she should NOT look in your toy box!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Ambassadors of Love

  7. Humans!!!!! What is wrong with their sense of smell. They don't like really good smells and then spray the house with that yucky stuff. We just don't understand.

    Glad you could reclaim some of your GOOD stuff.

    XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

  8. I wonder why they always complain about our smelly things!
    What they know about good smells!
    Kisses and hugs

  9. BOL we thought you were at our house for a minute
    Benny & Lily

  10. Right on bout the shoe thing, they smell way worse. Sure glad that you saved your precious toys!!

    Jazzi and Addi

  11. i do not treat the very fact that you are keeping sixty two a zillion pairs of shoes in your closet, I see no reason for you to concern yourself with what I detain my therefore referred to as closet.Challenge coins

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