|Mama Bird flew the coop|
Listen. I know what you're thinking. And, truth be told, I really don't blame you.
But I had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
Nope. When my mom says "don't bother the mama bird or you won't get treats for the rest of your life" I am pretty sure she means it.
And I like my treats.
|Me, minding my own business.|
I ignored that mama bird and her eggs.
Never went near them.
It is soooo not my fault that mama flew the coop.
It actually upset me a little that the mom would leave so my mom and I had a little chat about it. She said if she did not run away when I was just a little barking, pooping, shoe eating wee pup she is for sure not gonna run away now that I am a strappingly handsome well mannered and oh so popular in the 'hood famous for blogging pupper.