Father's Day is for sharing ... right??

Are you done with that bag, dad?

 

Father's Day wouldn't be Father's Day if he were not my father, so I think it is only right that there should be some benefit to moi of the occasion, yes?

 

My mom helped me pick out a fabulous gift for my dad and when we were getting it all ready she said something about wrapping it up in fancy paper with a bow and other such nonsense.

 

To which I replied, "Are you crazy woman?"

 

Wrapping something up in a box would deprive me of the pleasure of shredding a gift bag, my all time favorite activity.  Seriously, what was she thinking?



 

you can't buy shredding power like this ...

 

Fortunately, she came to her senses.  Plus, I am pretty sure my dad was in it for the present, not the wrapping.  Duh, mom.

 

Zero to totally shredded in under 6 seconds.

 

I may have broken my own record.

 

It was awesome!