|Are you done with that bag, dad?|
Father's Day wouldn't be Father's Day if he were not my father, so I think it is only right that there should be some benefit to moi of the occasion, yes?
My mom helped me pick out a fabulous gift for my dad and when we were getting it all ready she said something about wrapping it up in fancy paper with a bow and other such nonsense.
To which I replied, "Are you crazy woman?"
Wrapping something up in a box would deprive me of the pleasure of shredding a gift bag, my all time favorite activity. Seriously, what was she thinking?
|you can't buy shredding power like this ...|
Fortunately, she came to her senses. Plus, I am pretty sure my dad was in it for the present, not the wrapping.
Zero to totally shredded in under 6 seconds.
I may have broken my own record.
It was awesome!