Monday, June 17, 2013

Father's Day is for sharing ... right??

Are you done with that bag, dad?
Father's Day wouldn't be Father's Day if he were not my father, so I think it is only right that there should be some benefit to moi of the occasion, yes?
My mom helped me pick out a fabulous gift for my dad and when we were getting it all ready she said something about wrapping it up in fancy paper with a bow and other such nonsense.
To which I replied, "Are you crazy woman?"
Wrapping something up in a box would deprive me of the pleasure of shredding a gift bag, my all time favorite activity.  Seriously, what was she thinking?

you can't buy shredding power like this ...
Fortunately, she came to her senses.  Plus, I am pretty sure my dad was in it for the present, not the wrapping.  Duh, mom.
Zero to totally shredded in under 6 seconds.
I may have broken my own record.
It was awesome!
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  1. Duncan I fear you may have slightly misunderstood the main point of Fathers Day.
    Toodle pip!
    And yes, that is an example of British understatement.

  2. You do good work!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Ambassadors of Love

  3. Pawsome shredding there and in record time. Bravo and well done. We are impressed. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. WOW you are one bag terrorist, did Dad get to watch you in action, bet he was impressed. Your are right Dads don't care about the wrapping, just give em the gift!

    The Mad Scots

  5. OMD OMD THAT is the Gift that REally Keeps on giving... fur at least 6 seconds. BUTT OH the GLORY of those seconds!! BRAVO Duncan.

  6. OMD!!! That's fabulous...broke your own record. We are so impressed! Sounds like you and Dad had a great Father's Day.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  7. That's nutty, on the other paw, we prefer the wrappings
    Benny & Lily

  8. Duncan, that might even been better than ME!! Wows dude! It took me a whole 30 seconds to rip up mine!! And of course the tissue paper tasted DELISH!! Best part.

  9. Thats killing 2 birds with 1 stone, Dad got a gift a nd you got to have some wonderful FUN!!

    Jazzi and Addi