NO NO FRIDAY

Listen up pups and pupettes.

This is important.

If you google "DUCK TAPE" you get the folllowing:

a website devoted to duck tape lovers; the stuff actually has a fan club

a website devoted to duck tape fashion; ducttapefashion.com.

a website called ducktapeguys.com; all they talk about 24/7 is uses for duck tape.

Really.

But out of the 1,510,000 (yes, really) results that come up when you google DUCK TAPE, not a single one tells a pup to AVOID THE STUFF LIKE YOU AVOID THE DOG HOUSE.

Do you know why there are so many uses for the stuff?

BECAUSE IT IS STRONG.

BECAUSE IT IS DURABLE.

BECAUSE IT IS STICKY.

And, let me tell you something puppers.

It is bad to mess around with this DUCK TAPE.

That strength and durability and stickiness makes it IMPOSSIBLE to get out of dog hair.

IMPOSSIBLE, I tell you.

Yep.

Dang it.

Gonna be sporting a new haircut next week.

Stay away from it puppers.

Just stay away.