Big shoes to fill ...

Well.

WOEza.

My mom took The Puperie to a dog show this weekend.

I swear.

She has been talking about those "real dogs" ALL WEEKEND.

I mean, more power to those show dogs and all.

I'd rather be me than have to get brushed every day.

We all know how I feel about that.

But, seriously.

Call me crazy and all, but isn't 4 paws and a tail a "real dog" whether or not it gets fluffed and puffed daily????

I'm just saying ....

NO NO FRIDAY

Listen up pups and pupettes.

This is important.

If you google "DUCK TAPE" you get the folllowing:

a website devoted to duck tape lovers; the stuff actually has a fan club

a website devoted to duck tape fashion; ducttapefashion.com.

a website called ducktapeguys.com; all they talk about 24/7 is uses for duck tape.

Really.

But out of the 1,510,000 (yes, really) results that come up when you google DUCK TAPE, not a single one tells a pup to AVOID THE STUFF LIKE YOU AVOID THE DOG HOUSE.

Do you know why there are so many uses for the stuff?

BECAUSE IT IS STRONG.

BECAUSE IT IS DURABLE.

BECAUSE IT IS STICKY.

And, let me tell you something puppers.

It is bad to mess around with this DUCK TAPE.

That strength and durability and stickiness makes it IMPOSSIBLE to get out of dog hair.

IMPOSSIBLE, I tell you.

Yep.

Dang it.

Gonna be sporting a new haircut next week.

Stay away from it puppers.

Just stay away.

Whoa, Nellie!

I mean that literally, puppers.

Apparently I hurt a cat named Nellie's with our post feelings last week.

Check out those photos up there Nellie.

The PUPerie sells MEOWy stuff too.

The point being, we're OK with cats around here.

Seriously.

xoxo kitties!

A few words about my mom ....

You can call me ....

Listen up puppers, when you live in California like I do, you grow fruit.

My personal speciality is tangarines. Tiny ones with thin skin that are easy to peel and smell SO GOOD. Yep, check out that harvest. I am, indeed, a pro with the tangerine.

It's OK. Go on ahead. I know you want to.

You can call me "FARMER D."

WHAT a weekend!

Woo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo puppers.

You know what being this dirty means right????

MUD.

And I got to play in it.

Absolutely EXHILARATING.

Nothing a white dog likes more than getting dirty.

And I hear some ladies pay LOTS OF MONEY to get mud baths.

Mom even said she had fun ...maybe cuz my mud bath was free????

Woo hoooooooooooooooo ... here's hoping the week is as good for all of us as the weekend was to me!!!

NO NO FRIDAY

Listen up, pups and pupettes.

Not everything is a dog toy.

Take it from me.

Whew.

Took a LOT of sucking up to get me out of this one.

DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, eat a potholder your mom's niece made her.

Turns out it could be her FAVORITE pot holder EVER.

The ONLY potholder that actually works.

The potholder HAND MADE by her niece.

Check before chewing pups.

Check before chewing.

And I thought yesterday was bad ....

Well call me gobsmacked.

Dumbfounded.

SHOCKED.

I knew the smell was different the minute she walked in the door.

She'd been gone a while.

Hours, in fact.

The smell was different.

The hair on her sweater was different.

Her smile was, in fact, different.

She was cheating again.

MY MOM WAS CHEATING ON ME WITH CATS.

Felines.

Tuna eating, litter box using all American cats.

Family cats.

She said they were very dog-like.

Love them, fine.

But please don't try to make them out to be canines.

Ever heard of a "cat-beach?"

"Cat-park?"

I'm just saying ......

She's Done It Again

Once again I am blogging with "Your Cheating Heart" playing in the background.

Yep.

Mom cheated on me again.

ON VALENTINE'S WEEKEND.

WITH A GIRL.

I mean, really, what's up with that????

The puperie has hit the road again and Mom came home smelling like BULLDOG.

Bulldog.

I kid you not.

She even had the audacity to brag about what a great event it was.

I guess if you wanted to see if it really was that great, you could click here.

But only if you like Bulldogs more than Westies.

I guess there could be a few of you ....

Happy Hearts Day

Happy Valentine's Day everybody.

Here's wishing you lots of treats and heart shaped toys.

I got a present from my cutie, Sophie.

Yep, it's a "May - December Romance" we've got going on.

She's a little older than me.

Did I mention that I live in California????

These romances are common here.

No worries.

She's a hottie.

Pretty sure she feels the same way about me.

Never mind that she lives in Texas and all.

Oh, and we've never met.

Sound like an internet romance????

But that's OK. She's the one for me.

I'm just sure of it!

xoxo

Mostly Wordless Wednesday

We are having trouble stopping "just hanging" and starting blogging!!!!

Monday Cuteness

Whoa puppers.

I got you again, didn't I???

That is NOT the picture you were expecting this Monday morning, is it?????

But really, why put another i-phone picture of me up (I think we've all had enough of that) when we have pictures of that cute pup we can show.

That is my friend Griffin from Dallas along with his new airedale pup Darby.

Yep ... even though I hate to digress from my own greatness here on MY blog ... I have to say that Darby is CUTE CUTE CUTE.

And Griffin is supercute too, by the way.

The wee one has a little bit of the old "terrier" in her, so I hope she reads my NO NO FRIDAY columns.

Surely she does, right?

I mean, if nothing else, I am here to protect and serve.

At least where the wee ones are concerned.

At last, we come to Friday

Need I say more????

Happy Weekend everybody!!!!!

A random DROID moment

Dad took this one on his DROID ... mom says IPHONES are way cooler.

I say, the important thing is how GREAT I look in this picture.

Other than needing a haircut and all.

Let's keep things focused on moi, people!!!!

Oh, goodness

Somebody shoot that iphone of hers.

Can't a guy get a little privacy after his bath??????

Another i-moment

Maybe we are gonna have to un-charge Mom's iphone so I can get some privacy every now and then. Look at this "compromising" photo she got of me with that thing ....

I-Moments, Continued

Yep, it's pretty much a fact that I get bones as big as my head ALL THE TIME .... not just on special occasions when we have the "good" camera out ....