Friday, August 6, 2010


Listen up, pups and pupettes.

When caught doing something you have been told numerous times not to do, it is uber-important to immediately assume an innocent pose.

Lay your head lovingly on the object.

Give your parental unit (*) the classic "head down, eyes up" look of "who me?".

Channel the mantra "I am a good dog. I am a good dog. I am a good dog." to your loving parental unit.

Assume the innocent pose until the emotion associated with this pose settles in on your parent.

You know ... until you see the sides of the mouth turning up in a smile.

Ninety nine percent of the time (*) this response will garner a "you are soooo cute!!!" response within 90 seconds.
If you DO NOT get this response within the stated time frame, RUN!

Sign me,

Little D

(*) works best on mom-types, not so effective on dad-types.

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