Big Word Week: Capricious

CAPRICIOUS: (adjective) Given to sudden behavior change; contrary; fickle; temperamental; unpredictable.

As in: "All puppies are capricious, I am just more so."

Totally cracking myself up ....

Blame These Two

Listen up pups and pupettes ... if you don't have any favorite aunts, you better get yourself some, ASAP!!!

I was in the dog house BIG TIME until these two came to the rescue.

I got bored while mom was in the shower (she wouldn't let me in) and ate more merchandise.

It was really, really bad because we have a show this weekend.

BAD HABIT combined with BAD TIMING = practically no salvation.

It was the worst it's ever been.

Even since I was a little wee one who pooped inside all the time.

THAT bad.

Mom was MAD.

I sent out an SOS and these two came running.

They grabbed me and told mom what a great dog I was.

They brought mom something they kept calling "lick her."

Last thing I heard, Mom was saying that life was good.

And something about Karen and Harriet being to blame for there being no NO NO FRIDAY today.

Notice anything different???

Notice anything mising up there?

That's right ... MY CONDO IS GONE!!!!

You'd think I'd be all excited about it.

Freedom and all.

But I'm not.

What if they move my toys too?

I hopped into that basket like a rabbit getting chased by a Westie and hunkered down on top of those toys. Those precious jewels are not going ANYWHERE, my friends.

Where do I hang now?

In the bathtub? Where else are there enclosures on all sides?

Never thought I'd say it, but I kind of miss the confinement.

I know, I know.

Call me crazy.

Oh, drama ...

Anybody besides me notice that my bangs are crooked?

MY MOM CUT MY HAIR.

Now, if THAT does not fall into the category of "WHAT WAS SHE THINKING???" then I don't kow what does.

I mean, really.

What if somebody wants to interview me about my new store and MY HAIR IS ALL CROOKED???

What will the ladies think???

The whole time she kept saying "I don't know why YOU are complaining. My mom put a BOWL on MY head and cut my hair."

What does a bowl have to do with anything???

Here's hoping the reporters don't come until we have (no pun intended) straightened this situation out!

Dear Mom,

Dear Mom,



I think from now on I would like to sleep in your bed.



It's really comfy up here.



Love,

Dear Duncan,

I think not.

Love,

Mom

Hanging with the Big Dogs

I know, I know ... this is a REALLY BAD picture.



Then why put it up you ask???



Read on, my friends, read on!



Why is it that iphones sometimes take good pics and sometimes take terrible ones???



Anyhow, it is kind of fitting for this photo as I am trying to show what hanging with the BIG DOGS at camp is doing to me.



I try and I try to keep up with them.



And come home TOTALLY worn out.



I fell asleep on my mom.



She was napping too ... I think worrying about me out there with the big boys might wear her out as well !!!

NO NO FRIDAY

Hey pups and pupettes.

Guess what?

It is a REALLY BAD IDEA to eat merchandise.

I know, you're thinking "but I don't have a store and I don't have any merchandise."

PAY ATTENTION.

I did not say eat THE merchandise or eat YOUR merchandise.

Mind the details, pups.

Don't eat merchandise.

Yours, theirs, or anybody's.

It's a really REALLY bad idea to sink your teeth into anything (*) anybody has a PRICE TAG on.

Trust me on this one.

(*) Yes, even at a garage sale. I kid you not.