HURRY to the store

Listen up pups ... you gotta get you one of these.

Really, do whatever it takes.

Most. Goopy. Treat. Ever.

Bark, howl, pee on the floor, hop in the car, mapquest Petco.

Whatever.

Really.

Just do it.

NOW.

Sign me,

Little D, you're gonna thank me

Mother's Day Update

Listen up pups and pupettes ... when it's Mother's Day, you just gotta let it roll.

For instance, I let my mom take this flowery picture of me on the long Mother's Day walk I took her on. And, (nervous yawn) I let her say "tooter tooter ain't no westie cuter" all day long, and even one time IN PUBLIC.

And another thing ... a long walk in the park is a good start, but it doesn't mean poop if there is no flower delivery. Keyword here is DELIVERY. DELIVERY people. There is nothing more likely to get an excitement pee out of a mom than opening the door and having a floral bouquet handed to her. Plus, hello, we can't drive.

Second point about flowers is THE NOTE. It MUST be heartfelt. Goopy, pups, goopy. Words that must be included: best, fabulous, beautiful, LOVE LOVE LOVE, and "you rock."

Personally, I also included a list of a few things that would make her a better mother in the coming year. Careful here, pupsters, this can come off as a little self-serving.

Sign me,

Little D, son of the most beautiful, fabulous, best mom who I love so dearly and who totally rocks.

A Mother's Day Tribute

In honor of mother's day, I am considering getting a tatoo.

Surely she won't ground me if it's in her honor. Right??

Sign me,

Little D, Mama's Boy

ROADTRIP!

YOWZA.

The top was down and we were cruising.

It was my first real road trip.

Best part: trying to bite the wind and catch it with my paws. I chomped and chomped and swatted and swatted. Mom said if she'd have caught it on tape we'd for sure have won $10,000.

Second best: Chicks were soooo checking me out.

Smile on my dad's face: Priceless

Sign me,

Little D, Big Cruiser

Weekend, Part II

And then I jumped into the pool.

My flaps were down and I was airborne.

It was cold.

I was fearless.

Spectators were so impressed it was suggested I become a cliff diver in Mexico.

I'm holding out for the 2012 Olympics.

Sign me,

Little D, Olympic Hopeful

Over the weekend ...

I had the best playdate EVER!!!

Allow me to introduce my new friends Bart and Bradley.

They are the best mentors a pup could have.

On Sunday they took me for a LONG, LONG walk.

They introduced me to some friends of theirs.

They took me out to lunch.

And then we went back to their house and things got really fun.

We ran around and then ...

Tune in tomorrow for Part II of "As The Dogs Play."

More about the gift bag

Ok Pups,

Know this.

Gifts are great, but it's THE BAG that counts.

Above, clockwise (had to stare at the clock for HOURS to figure that one out!): gift delivery, of course; tissue paper delivery; tug-of-war partner; and, comfy place to settle down with your chewy.

Warning: Do not, DO NOT show your disregard for the actual gift to your people.

Bad idea.

Discourages gifting.

Sign me,

Little D, knowing all the tricks