Heads up, puppers.
When your mama has made a rare attempt at being frugal and minding the family budget by checking out a book from the library rather than buying it the minute it hits the stands ... DON'T EAT THE BOOK.
Apparently said consumption results in a fine which might actually be higher than the cost of going out and buying the book in the first place.
You mean to tell me the library doesn't get a volume discount???
Anywoof, stay away from the loaners, puppers. Stay away from the loaners.
