The Downside of The Road

Typing to the tune of that old country song "Your Cheating Heart ....."


The bad news about the road is that mom needs help.


She called in reinforcements.


They were good.


They were really, really good.


But, as is sometimes the case with moi, they just could not help themselves.


Two of my favorite aunts cheated on me.


Yep.


Right there is the evidence.


It hurts; It hurts real bad.


Last thing I heard mom say about it was "it hurts all the way to the bank, buddy."


Nice Mom.


That's real comforting.

Dear Mom

Dear Mom,

You may travel any time you want to as long as you go and see friends (thank you Aunty Sharon!) who give you toys to bring back to me.

Love,

Little D

Dear Duncan,

Thank you for your note. Yes, I do faithfully read your blog.

Please do not act like you can tell me what to do and what not to do.

People will think you are in charge here.

I know you do not realize it, but MOM is in charge.

If you don't believe me, ask your dad.

All together now .... "Mom is the boss. Mom is the boss. Mom is the boss."

Sign me,

Your loving mother