Thursday, July 23, 2015
And then, when I thought mom was SURELY OUT OF MONEY to make any more changes and I was safe for another 10 years, all of a sudden the door opened and these STRANGERS CAME POURING IN with LOUD tools and GIANT boxes and things were going CLANG CLANG CLANG and BOOM CHUCKA LUCKA and I COULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE at all so I RAN AWAY which turned out to be a REALLY BAD IDEA but I was only down at Ms. Vickie's so I told mom to JUST CHILL OUT and that she really needed to STOP WITH ALL THE CHANGE and do you know what she said? OK, do you know what she said after she told me SHE DID NOT APPRECIATE MY TONE. She said OK, DUNCAN WE ARE DONE FOR NOW.
Thank heavens. My nerves are shot. And now we will not be blogging for a few days because as you all know very well I do not like change and I will need to calm my nerves by hiding under the sofa for a while. Like maybe a month or something.
And I think Mom owes me about 87 trips to the beach, yes?