Hanging up my goggles ????

Anybody got Michael's number?

I need to give him a quick call.

First of all, I gotta apologize for my "quit dog paddling and start swimming" comment earlier this week.

Now that I have spent a week in training, I realize that I was just the tiniest bit naive about how much training it takes to do what he does.

My paws have turned prune-y.  My fine white coat is shot from the chlorine.  I'm kind of starting to turn green.  I have what appear to be permanent goggle dents on my face.

And I still haven't brought home the gold.

Surely Michael can share some tips with me?????  I'll do anything except change my diet and give up my all day nap time to not have to hang up my goggles!