Uh. Oh.

Oh, oh.

I knew it was too good to be true.

As Mom kept talking, the rest of the story started coming out.

Santa Paws divides puppers into NAUGHTY and NICE categories.

Visions of NO NO FRIDAY started dancing in my head.

I can see a picture of a naughtiness vs niceness scale in my head.

And I re-run all the stories we have PUBLICLY told about my life on this blog.

Do you think Santa Paws reads my blog?

Is it too late to ramp up the "nice?"

How many days 'til WOOFmas??????