Dear Santa,

Dear Santa Paws,

Thank you for your kind letter explaining that Rudolph the Rhodesian Ridgeback actually guides your sleigh.

Clearly, my mom left that part out of the story and, since I am so NICE, I want to apologize for bothering you at such a busy time of the year.

I would like to let you know though, that I can do back up as well, should Rudy need any assitance.

Respectfully submitted,

Little D