SWM seeking work

"Single White Male seeking work. Have broom and know how to use it."



The marketing genius is not coming to the marketplace as quick as I was hoping.



Wait for it.



Wait for it.



So I am hoping to pick up some spending money this week to tide me over.



Might have a pup-date this weekend you know.



All the chicks at camp think I am hot stuff.



Anybody need a yard-dog?



I am sure I could muster a work ethic for an hour or so.



Plus, I am cute. You'd meet your neighbors for sure.



Let me know ...