In all my days, I never in my wildest dreams imagined that this would happen.
My dad cheated on me. I am so downtrodden I don't even have the energy to type that in all caps. Or make it bold. Or use exclamation points even.
Oh, yeah, trying to hide it by having a fancy bird in the photo. But it didn't work. I see you dad. And I am NOT happy about this. Not one bit. And you know what happens when a Westie ain't happy. Just saying.