Going to the dance is one thing, but signing up for the Mayorz Marathon would require WORK. Probably lots of really HARD work. You know, training and such. Mom and I are currently in high level negotiations about whether or not she has it in her to work with me on this -- see above for a picture of our reconnaissance field trip. Perhaps I should maybe go off the grid and find a real coach? You know, one that maybe runs more than a mile or two a year.
No offense, Mom, but I am not sure you're the right one for the job here.
Love you though. Really.