What do you mean "Is my tail missing?"

Oh, my dawg, puppers.  Does your mom ever think she is soooooo funny?

Yesterday after their hike my mom came running inside the house trying to see my butt.


"Duncan, is your tail missing?  Because dad and I just saw a ton of Westie tails on our hike!"

On their hike which they went on without moi, by the way.

Ha, ha, Mom.  Good One.  Not.


Duncan