It's all about scale puppers.
I spend a lot of time at puppy camp. I play with the big dogs on Fridays (you might recall that I got kicked out of tiny tots, but that is not a very NICE story, so we will save it for after Santa comes...), I sometimes do some overnighters there, and my fur stealer works there too.
So it seemed to me to be a good idea to give them a really good present. A present bigger than me, if you will.
This was a very NICE thing of me to do (ahem, Santa ...) plus it will probably get me an upgrade to a Suite on my next overnighter, and the fur stealer may give me a massage while she does my blow dry. One can only hope ...