My parents went on vacation without me, which I thought was terribly rude.
I had to go spend some time in jail at camp, my favorite place in the universe while they were gone.
When they got back I of course immediately stole mom's phone and started checking out her photos. I find this to be the best way to figure out what they did while I was locked up.
Check it out --- they went to a place that let dogs hang out on the patio WITHOUT ME.
I can just hear it now ... "Oh, look, they let dogs eat here too. We should take a picture so our dog will know that there was an opportunity here that we did not allow him to have!"
Next up on the photo album -- a picture of a dog whose parents actually care enough about him to let him come and eat on the patio with them.
Mr. Golden and I could have had a grand old time together while our parents were having lunch IF ONLY I HAD BEEN THERE!!!!
I was wronged, puppers. I was wronged!!!

I get left behind too...all the time...cause Mom says I's YAPPY! Hmmmmm What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteNo question about it Duncan. You wuz robbed.
ReplyDeleteYES INDEED you have been WRONGED fur SURE... and that picture is PROOF of it.
ReplyDeleteWe think it is time to... CHEW A SHOE !!! THAT always tends to get them to think... more correctly.
The stress of it. You give them the cold paw. Do not give them kisses. Start looking for new family who cares about you.
ReplyDeleteWe agree Duncan ...scandalous and a bit of cold paw is in order. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Definitely WRONGED!!!! How dare they....
ReplyDeleteYou NEED lots of TREATS!!!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Welcome back. Give them sad eyes to get extra treats for such mistreatment! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteThere is always evidence of cheating on their phones. Welcome back
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Benny & Lily
Yah, thats what the peeps do, it just isnt fair at all!!
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi and Addi
Hey there Duncan! Welcome back dude!!
ReplyDeleteWhat??? They abandoned you??? Oh, the nerves!!
Well, I hopes you got lots of treaties and stuffies and tissue papers out of it!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
That is not cool man, not cool at all...
ReplyDeleteOh dear Duncan, that's really not fair! Something similar happened when Eve went to Paris too!
ReplyDeletePippa :)
Oh Duncan! As I've just suggested to Wally and Sammy (whose peeps are taking a holiday without them again) you need to get your "Peep Whisperer" head on and teach them some 'Rules, Boundaries, Limitations'. Good Luck!
ReplyDeleteDon't feel alone Duncan. We get wronged all the time too. Thanks for keeping your paws crossed for me while I was sick. I'm all betters now.
ReplyDelete♥♥♥Prissy
HI! Little white dog but very handsome!:) I follow you from Barcelona!:) Lots of meowwwwwwwwwwhugs
ReplyDeleteDear Duncan
ReplyDeleteWhere are you?
Love
Oskar - a very handsome westie from Denmark (Actually we look a lot alike:-)) who is missing your funny stories
This is just shameful Duncan!!! Sure hope you are getting lots of pampering!
ReplyDeleteMama says Thank You for your kind words.
Xo Chloe and LadyBug
Duncan Duncan pumpkin pie, left the pups and made them cry.
ReplyDeleteWe all wonder where you're at, we don't care now please come back!
You're fans,
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