Allow me to introduce Lexie, the dog who actually did get to swim. I found this picture on mom's phone. Hmmmm.
A travesty has taken place, puppers.
My mom said she would get out my pool and take me swimming and she did not.
As I told my Aunty K, I believe that over promising is illegal in some states.
To which Aunty K replied
or how I heard it was "Well, if you were MY dog, you would be swimming in a triple size pool all of your own shaded by an umbrella with a frosty tropical treat awaiting you when you were done swimming."
Aunty K, my bags are packed.
I am on my way.
You got any money?
The lady at the airlines said I needed money.