Listen, I know I portray myself as totally independent and all that, but the truth is, I really, REALLY like to be near my people.
And when I say people, I mean BOTH people.
From time to time one or the other of them tries to sneak away and I don't like it. Not one bit.
So I have a new technique --- I try to pack myself in the luggage.
I mean, seriously, why would they want to leave without moi anyway?
Surely they are sad to leave me behind, yes?
So I don't think I will get in trouble for this one. I mean, seriously, it is not like I am peeing in the bag or anything. I'm just hanging out, you know?