Duncan: Hey, Mom. Thanks for finally putting a bed up here on my tubside perch.
Mom: That is not a bed D, that is my bath towel.
Duncan: Works for me.
Mom: Duncan, can you get off my towel please, I am standing here dripping water all over the floor.
Duncan: How come when I make a puddle on the floor I get sent to the dog house and when you make a big puddle on the floor it's no big deal?