My dad and I are in this together.

Last night my dad went out with some guy friends he used to work with. Mom got a little anxious when he was gone longer than she was expecting.



I did my best to distract her by nipping at her toes and pooping on the carpet, but it was all to no avail.



When my dad finally got home 4 hours later, he said he had been out doing some "cathartic drinking."



The only thing I heard in our house this morning was mom saying "I'm off to do some cathartic shopping."



Sign me,



Little D in the doghouse with Dad