Monday, January 31, 2011

Whoa, puppers.

Whoa puppers ... you think paws on a keyboard is bad ... this week it's paws on an iphone.

Yep, you heard me right.

Paws on an IPHONE.

Teeny, tiny keyboard.

Mom has big projects this week to deal with, so I have been told the laptop is offlimits and I am gonna have to blog on the iphone for a few days.

Could be better for us all if it's a "minimalist" week, you know?????

But check out the great pic of me up there on the day I came home.

I know you think the paparazzi/mom has a "real" camera on me 24/7, but every now and then, the iphone is all we've got.

Shocking.

But I go back to ... check out that cute pic of me up there.

Iphone pics count too, yes???

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Friday, January 28, 2011

NO NO FRIDAY

Listen up, pups and pupettes.

You can't fit in the suitcase.

No matter how hard you try to squeeze in, they are going to figure out that you are in there.

And you probably can't hold it for that long which will complicate matters even more.

I know you're gonna miss him when he leaves for the other office, but always remember:
absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Love you Dad!!!

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Done.

Done.

Fini.

Say what you will, but I am over this whole pawsercise thing.

Not gonna do it.

Nope, done.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

And another thing ...


HORSE: noun; a guadraped much like myself only much larger; large enough to kick me from the mountains to the sea when skittish, like when a dog barks at it or something.

You must be kidding me. As I pawsercise from the moutains to the sea I might also have to yield to horses? I mean really, who are we kidding? I bark at horses when they are on TV. I bark when they are on TV and the volume is off. I bark when they are on TV and the volume is off and the picture is off.

I DON'T LIKE HORSES.

More importantly, I am highly confident that horses don't like moi.

The more I think about it, maybe I should just invest in a doggie treadmill.

Anybody know any good pup trainers???


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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I think not ...

So.

Mom and I hit the trail yesterday and when I stopped for a little pee/sniffing break, I looked down to read the sign I was standing on.

Mom and I are gonna walk from the MOUNTAIN to the SEA??????

No wonder she grabbed water for us on the way out the door.

Geesh.

Heads up Mom: If we walk from the mountains to the sea this blog is gonna be finished.

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME.

Seriously ....

I think not.

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Monday, January 24, 2011

Not so fast ....

That's what mom said when I tried to blow off our resolutions.

NOT SO FAST.

We have not even talked about our pawsercise resolution yet.

Yup.

Mom says she needs it to gain energy and I need it to burn energy. (Who, moi? Energetic?)

So, this one she is gonna make me stick to.

Outside we go!
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Friday, January 21, 2011

NO NO FRIDAY

I know what you're thinking.

He does look pretty innocent, doesn't he??

WELL.

That is my cousin Garmin.

He lives in Northern California with my mom's sister.

We definitely came from different litters, yes?

Anywoof.

His Mom is a teacher.

I'ver heard it said she is one of the best 3rd grade teachers in the state.

AND GARMIN ATE HER HOMEWORK!!!!!!

Yep, innocent pupper up there ate a whole bag of third grade homework my aunt had brought home to grade over the weekend.

Now THAT is a NO NO FRIDAY.

Pretty sure all those kids got A's too!

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Guard Dog on Duty

Sometimes, my dad works out of town and is gone for a night or two.

Not to worry Mom ... I am here to PROTECT AND SERVE.

10pm ....

10:30 pm

Yep, no better guard dog than moi.

11:00 pm
Being a Westie and all, I do like to be comfortable while on duty.

11:30 pm
Yep, my motto is to PROTECT AND SERVE.
midnight

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

I got skunked!!!!

We're not sure how it happened.

Suddenly, it was just "there."

A black stripe down my back.

Reversed skunk.

Without the stink, thank heavens.

It WILL NOT come out.

Could I be marked for life?

Will this ruin my chances for Hollywood?

Stay tuned for next week's episode of "WILL THE MARK FADE?"

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Monday, January 17, 2011

It turns out ....

Resolutions rather bore me.

Mom says that by now most people have already blown it any way.

So we're moving on puppers.

Moving on ....

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Friday, January 14, 2011

We interupt NO NO FRIDAY ....

To say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my niece (*) Katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a dog lover this sweet girl is. And, she is one of my mom's FAVORITE nieces.

Wooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Katie.

Here's hoping this is THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(*) Do dogs have nieces??????

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

WHAT A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well WOWZA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is my birthday.

AND I GOT A BONE AS BIG AS MY FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The day caught me off guard.

Didn't see it coming.

You know ... still basking in the glory of Christmas and all.

I love it!!!

A few facts:

I was born in Apple Valley, CA.

I have 4 sisters and one brother.

I weigh 18 pounds now.

This is our 205th post.

Woo hooooooooooooooo, puppers.

Woo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Resolution #6

RECYCLE

My mom kind of hates it when I talk about her personal stuff here.

REALLY hates it.

But the time has come to tell her secret.

She DRINKS OUT OF PLASTIC BOTTLES.

Dad has tried.

Friends have tried.

(Here is a little shout out to A who gave my mom the most fantastic re-usable water bottle!!!)

But, alas, Mom can't get around the fact that she grabs a bottle on the way out of the house and sips on it in the car while running her errands instead of driving through for yet another diet coke.

Ahhh, why do these justifications work for her and not for me???

Anywoof, we are going to do the next best thing.

We are gonna recycle.

Yessiree puppers, we are gonna recycle EVERY LAST ONE of those bottles.

And I get to be the crusher!!!

This is one resolution that's gonna be easy for me to keep!!!!

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Monday, January 10, 2011

Resolution #5

EAT MORE VEGGIES.

Happy Monday Puppers!
Mom and I actually spent part of the weekend - you know, the days of REST and all - working.
Yep, we tackled our resolutions.
I know, I know ... we are on number 4 and we are saying we just now tackled them.
But those first few were just fillers while we got ourselves geared up for the New Year for Real.

So, here we go.

EAT YOUR VEGGIES, PUPPERS.

Seriously ... turns out I like carrots so much I dove into my mom's purse and grabbed a bag and ran.
Couldn't help myself.
Really.
Just could NOT help it.

Don't say NO before you try it pups.
I think they are good for our coats or something ....

Gotta keep ourselves up in the New Year puppers.


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Friday, January 7, 2011

NO NO FRIDAY


Heads up puppers ......

YES: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. (We'll call that resolution #3)

NO: Whatever you do, DON'T EAT THE LEMON STRAIGHT UP.

Turns out, a lemon is NOT a yellow ball.

Bitter, puppers.

Bitter.

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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Resolution #1

Well.

Mom and I have just decided our next resolution.


We are not going to FREAK if we miss a blog.


To prove it ....


we'll be back tomorrow folks!!!!!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Wowza

Dagnabit, Puppers.

This whole "resolution" thing is wearing me out.

Worked on them all day today.

Yep.

Working it out.

Wearing me out.

I'll check back in tomorrow to let you know what I've come up with.

As for right now, I am going back to bed!

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

New Year, New Motto

Mom and I have been talking about resolutions and how you are supposed to make them during the year. I am still a little confused but she said we can start slowly. Like with this one. So far, I'm all for it!

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Monday, January 3, 2011

I was good!!!!

Whew.

And, YAHOOOOOOOO!

I GOT PRESENTS!

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

Turns out, when Santa Paws and Rudy the Rhodesian Ridgeback started their sleighride, they discovered via a few parents of pups encounters that NO NO FRIDAY is actually a good learning tool for the wee pups.

THANK HEAVENS!

Yep, not a single lump of coal in that pile of treats up there.

(Good thing too 'cuz coal + white dog = really bad hair day.)

Gonna be able to keep NO NO FRIDAY this year.

Turns out Santa Paws does read my blog.

And he kind of gets a kick out of it :)

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