Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Little D, practicing on your behalf!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Mom is heading to Texas and I am going to be flying solo here in the blogosphere for a while.
Not to worry folks, I have been trained and I have gotten my own equipment, as evidenced above.
CHECK OUT MY NEW CAMERA!!!!!
That mom of mine always thinks things through ... my new camera is slobber proof and it has a hard case on it in case I get distracted and start chewing on it. I know, I know. But you know how some girls (mostly blondes) flip their hair over and over and don't even notice they are doing it? That is kind of what chewing is like for moi ... I don't realize what I am doing and suddenly there is a camera in my mouth.
Anywoof, there might be a slight change in photo quality, but I've got it covered, people.
I've got it covered.
Little D, about to start winging it
Monday, June 28, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
This machine makes THE SHARK look like a goldfish swimming in the Pacific.
Mom realized there was a problem when she came downstairs and found me trying to scratch my way into a kitchen cabinet. All she had heard from upstairs was the banging of cabinet door against wood frame. Beast vs. cabinet, if you will.
After seeing me in such angst, she dared to leave me.
SHE WENT UPSTAIRS WITHOUT ME.
Presumably to get shoes so she could take me for a walk while Dad finished up on the patio.
I didn't care.
In a move worthy of a professional stunt man, I LEAPT over the FOUR FOOT HIGH BARRIER that is in place to keep me from heading upstairs.
I WAS SUPERMAN.
I found my mom and stuck myself to her like a cheap suit on a hot Texas day.
We were stuck together like velcro, I tell you; like VELCRO.
Another "Diary Of A Wimpy Dog" day folks.
Little D, running scared and not too proud to admit it!
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
There was a big crowd there to cheer me on. And do a little eating and drinking.
Assisted by my mom, I dove was dropped right in.
The crowd went wild.
I remembered not to pee in the pool.
I bowed to the roar of applause.
I shook like Michael Phelps.
And then I hopped out and got a treat.
Little D, Olympic hopeful
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
My Favorite Aunt Harriet made this for me. Cute, yes?
She is going to be selling them in her Etsy store soon so let me know if any of you pups need one. Pup-ettes too ... she has a girly version as well.
Little Dapper D
Monday, June 21, 2010
I had this picture taken professionally by a guy named David Moyle. He gave me LOTS of treats while I was doing my photo shoot. IT WAS GREAT. If you are in the Orange County area and want his info, let me know.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Take this picture for instance. She got this very cool, dog supportive T-shirt at that shelter event we went to the other day. She really, REALLY wanted me to post a picture of the shirt. She took LOTS AND LOTS of pictures of it.
She didn't understand my hesitancy.
Helloooooo, IT'S BACKWARDS Mom. That is why they call it a MIRROR.
Anyhoo, the shirt says "DOGS ARE THE NEW KIDS." It's designed by one of my favorite peeps, Mary Evans. Let me know if you want one .... I'm pretty well connected and I am sure I could run off with one for you.
Little D, loving my mama!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Heads up you two legged types ... this one is for you!
Do NOT crowd my photo op with YOUR shadow. This blog is all about ME, remember? YOUR shadow in MY picture detracts from my handsome studliness and it's just wrong, I tell you; it's just wrong!
All together now .... "I will not take photos of my precious pup with the sun at my back even if my shadow makes me look all tall and skinny ... I will not take photos of my precious pup with the sun at my back even if my shadow makes me look all tall and skinny ..."
Little D, shine that spotlight on me, people, shine it on me!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Geesh. And I thought my mom was a birthday princess. At, yet another not really a birthday party with my dad this weekend, I happened upon this four legged but not quite a dog thingie. Turns out, it's a CAT. My pug friends Bart and Bradley invited me over for another playdate (*) and there were SIX of these four legged fellows there. HOLY COW. I tried to get this one to play with me. We taunted and teased like high school teenagers for a little while. Or, at least that is what I thought it was. Turns out, cats don't actually like dogs much though. I discovered this when I tried to pounce at one point. BAD IDEA. VERY BAD IDEA. The cat pounced back and I ran screaming under the coffee table and headed outside as fast as I could. WHEW. Close call. (**)
Little D, living and learning
(*) Yes, there was an Olympic training session. You'll have to wait for the next episode of "As The Dog Dives" though to hear about it. Ha .. such a tease I am!
(**) Not really in any danger folks. Turns out this cat really considers himself a dog and he really was just trying to play with me. Score one for Team Canine!
Have a great day.
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Containment does NOT turn to contentment just because you add my favorite chewy into the mix.
It just doesn't work that way.
WIDE OPEN SPACES, Mom. WIDE OPEN SPACES!
Little D, don't fence me in
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
You know, when you are a (not to brag but) famous blogger such as myself, you get all sorts of interesting mail.
This guy found me (*) after that last party blog and asked to be invited to my next gig.
I think not.
Sign me, Little D
(*) Don't take that literally. He found me via the comment section not via my front door. If he had been at the front door, I'm pretty sure I'd been long since gobbled up and digested by now.